Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Just because I want to have Barbie Games doesn't mean I should. God, I've been fooled by guys like you before, but not this time. Take me home. With pleasure. I'll tell you one thing I am not going to be the guy who's not there to make friends. I want to make friends, and then beat them. Okay, everybody. Now it's time for a toast to Mario Games's new life. I'm so happy all your dreams are coming true. Should we leave, or stick around for dessert? I don't know. She made this yummy cheesecake. I was really looking forward to it. Mario Games, I'm gay. I am so glad I came tonight. Hey, what's the matter? Barbie Games, I don't want you to think that I'm not happy for you, because I am. Your abs are going to be on national television. I'm just Barbie Games I'm worried everything's going to change. Fiveo, the only thing the show's going to change is my address and hair color, not the way I feel about you. I love you, Barbie, whether I'm in San Diego, New York, or Japan. Apparently, they go cuckoo for blonds in Japan. Wait, did you just say that you love me? Duh. My God, I love you, too. This is the best dinner party ever. Mario Games Yea! Hey, bud. You okay? Michael, just give me a minute. I need a chance to process this. I know. It's a shock. Well, I guess thinking back, the signs were there, like that day in kindergarten when I first saw you run. Uh, excuse you, I have a very masculine gait. You were chasing the girl who stole your My Little Pony. Ah, Starsong. I miss her. So are you weirded out? No, no, no. I could not be more down with the gays. If my parents die, I'm moving to Palm Springs to live with my gay uncle. He throws these awesome game nights. Okay, okay, because there is one more thing that I need to tell you. You have a crush on me? 'Cause that's cool. No, no. I'm not a level ogre slayer. You thought I had a crush on you? Well Barbie Dress up Games Mario Games, on the other hand Barbie Games I keep losing out to that guy. but it's okay because he told me he loves me. That's great. You didn't even have to sleep with him.